Dianne Feinstein explains how Hungarian Semi-Automatic
SA-85M rifles have been running around and killing people
all by themselves. Recently, they have mutated to include
a 75-round drum magazine that loads itself with ammunition
and automatically replenishes itself. Her plan is to
imprison any person caught with one of these infernal
beasts in their possession before the rifles kill any more
innocent lives.
Quotes from the enlightened one:
"Banning guns addresses a
fundamental right of all Americans to feel safe."
--U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein
Associated Press 11/18/93
"If I could have gotten 51
votes in the Senate of the United States for an out right
ban, picking up every one of them... "Mr. and Mrs.
America, turn 'em all in," I would have done it. I could
not do that. The votes weren't here."
--U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein
(D-CA), CBS-TV's "60 Minutes," 2/5/95
GUN LAWS ARE FOR EVERYONE BUT ME
Dianne Feinstein holds one of the rare California
Concealed Carry Permits. This affluent, wealthy, and
influential member of the "liberal" elite says that people
should not be allowed to own handguns, but, when she was
threatened many years ago, she bought a pistol and got a
permit to carry it in California. What she obviously means
is that the little people - people who are not wealthy and
influential Senators like herself - should not have the
right to protect themselves from violent crime.
Reckless Feinstein Sweeps Crowd with
AK-47
Dianne's
Favorite Colleague, Chuck Schumer (below), fires away with
a Tec-9 pistol. Check out the look on his face...I am not
sure what sort of evil grin that is...
NEWS ITEM
September 5, 2000
The truth is stranger than
fiction.
According to San Jose Mercury News,
"Doctors on Tuesday used a tendon from the corpse of a
22-year-old Texas gunshot victim to repair U.S. Sen.
Dianne Feinstein's broken leg."
The 67-year-old Democrat suffered a
fractured tibia and a severed tendon after falling Sept. 1
at her Aspen, Colo., vacation home. Though the vast
majority of the "peasants" over whom the rabid
anti-self-defense Feinstein rules could not possibly
afford a vacation home in Colorado, let alone Aspen, the
senator is certainly better than her lowly constituents.
We know this must be true because she voted against the
carrying of a self-defense firearm - while carrying one.
Dealing with such tough moral dilemmas must come with
unGodly pressures, so DiFi deserved that upper classed
vacation, right? Or did divine intervention tap her on the
shoulder at just the right time to spill her onto the
mountainside?
No word yet as to how Feinstein is
dealing with the fact that gun violence will be helping
her hobble along on the same
exact gun control path that paved the way for Adolf
Hitler to murder millions of innocent, disarmed citizens.
Vying for the coveted Queen of Gun
Control position, Dianne Feinstein can now thank a bullet
for her hopeful recovery from a skiing accident in
Colorado. The senatorpocrite must be having a little
trouble sleeping tonight.
Perhaps after Mrs. Feinstein gets some
rest, she can answer the following questions:
Did your donor die unarmed and unable to
defend himself because the anti-self-defense message
carried by you and your bodyguarded minions convinced him
to be easy to prey upon?
Or was he one of those armed
gang-bangers caught on the business end of a gun used by a
REAL criminal - while you busy yourself working for laws
that infringe on the self-defense rights of decent,
lawful, peaceable, long-suffering gunowners?
Does it bother you that the man whose
tendon is now inside your body lived in the home state of
the soon-to-be Republican president? That is
ironic, isn't it?
Was he a gunowner, dear? You might have
the blood, cells and tissue of someone who liked to go out
and shoot on the weekends, you know. He might have
shot machine guns! Who knows? One can never
tell.
Life is always the trickster, but this
one takes the cake, by a longshot.
But, then again, I guess it's not that
weird to think that Feinstein will be benefiting - for the
rest of her life - off of someone's gun-related death.
That is, after all, how she made her
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