Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they
arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's
time, whichever family has become more Americanized will
win.
A year later when they meet again, the first guy
says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for
breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for
tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head!"

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